ill break you!!!

This week my owner's have been torturing me! I have been in my crate too long. Don't they know that this is MY apartment. Another thing, everytime we go outside my owner's stare and me and say "go potty!" I am being serious, that is what they say!?!

I know how to use the restroom. But why would I want to go outside? The ground is so dirty and hard. No fun. Outside is for chasing squirrels and running down the neighbors' Yorke, not for using the restroom. Geez. I wish they would get a clue.

But, I want to make them happy (because I am so benevolent by nature). So I guess I will try and "go potty" outside instead of inside. I just don't understand their obsession with it this week, but I know that they mean business. Plus I really miss laying on the couch and being incredibly good looking, so Im gonna try and learn this new trick quickly! Bark at you later!

my cousin and I

This weekend my owners took me up to Canton, GA to visit with my dog-in-law Jean Valjean. He is a pretty cool dog. He is three years old and a dapple. We are both very handsome. It is very hard to explain the amount of good-lookingness that was emanating from that house, it kept everyone warm. 

In honor of the inauguration

Just wanted to show my patriotism. Vote me as the most handsomest dog ever!

Puppies Gone Wild

This weekend my owners decided I needed a vacation, because I spend all my days looking so cute and adorable for them. They decided that I deserved to go up to Atlanta to see my cousin Jean Valjean. He is a miniature dacshund, like myself. (Yes its hard to believe that two incredibly good looking dogs are going to be under one roof at the same time). So I am getting my best outfit for the cold weather ready!

ill do anything for a treat

Here is one of my favorite tricks. I know you wouldn't believe me that I have mad hops, so I had my owners take some action photos for me. Enjoy! (insert Superman theme music)

Pancho and.. well just me

So I have made my list of New Years resolutions.

1. Sleep more

2. Spend more time being cute

3. Lose 4 ounces (i think my butt is getting big)

4. Learn two more treat getting tricks!

5. Continue my good-lookingness streak


These are in no particular order, do any pets out there have any new years resolutions? If so, please comment!