Pancho Villa celebrating the howliday!!

I am adorable, even in this non-AKC-sanctioned santa hat!!! Hope You have a great Christmas!!! PS-my birthday is this friday (12-19-08), just in-case you wanted to wish me a happy one year!!

on your mark get set... CUTE!!!

I win.

So today is pretty boring, but at least I got to hang out with my best buddy Zim last night. He likes to wrestle a lot, which can get on my nerves, but oh well. I think it is because he is in need of dog attention. He only has Courtney as a friend and she is not very social. At least not to me. She makes this weird growling sound and likes to punch me in the face from time to time. (Cats are so weird?!?)

Anyways, it is friday freeday, so I will have to make sure and come up with a few new cute tricks for my masters. I am an entertainer by heart. If you ever come over, you will see what I am talking about. Most people want me in their lap in like ten seconds. And being a good host, I make sure to keep people happy. It is tough being so irresistible, but someone has to do it!! Well I better go, I have lots of cute to be making. 

barking for two

I can really bark. I don't mean to brag, but I am getting pretty good at it. I have a book that talks about using your diaphragm and making sure to arch your back to get a good deep breath before. I think I even scare myself sometimes!!!

I like to sit on my master's lap and wait until he is just about to fall asleep...BARK!!! What a good one. hee hee hee. I do get bored sometimes when I'm home alone, so many times I just bark for no reason. Trust me I have seen you humans talk to yourselves on many occasions. Just because I'm a dog don't assume I don't hear you. Remember we have laser-ears. Well not actually laser-ears because I would be burning the house down. 

So today I guess I will practice my barking again. I never get tired of hearing my own voice!!! 

Operation Eat Christmas Tree: Phase Two

So here it is. This operation didn't take long. This afternoon I found the main plug for all the lights on the tree. (I am so giddy I can hardly tell you guys the story.)

 So I casually strolled by the tree a few times. You know, pretending I left a toy on the floor under the tree. (I am pretty good at being sneaky, you know) And then I found it! There was this green plug that they used to light up the Christmas tree. Of course I waited for a moment when my master was really distracted... blogging...

I began chewing on the cord furiously. It tasted funny, like metal. Ouch! It started to hurt but I didn't care. I would finally get them to realize that this Christmas tree was in MY room. Ouch! Boy that hurt my tongue, but its done. I left the plug in the center of the living room, just so they could see it.

Yup. You guessed it. I got in major trouble... The worst thing is the tree didnt move... Doggone it!

Operation Eat Christmas Tree: Phase One

So here is the deal. For some reason my playroom has now become a holiday room. I mean don't get me wrong, I love Christmas. Actually, this is my second Christmas (my first one I was 6 days old, couldn't see a thing) I think my owners could at least ASK me if I want this big green tree in MY room. 

Anyways I held my first protest today. This morning when my owner wasn't looking I chewed on one of the light bulbs and the bottom string of lights burned out. YES!!! So trust me I have been trying to figure out how to get this eyesore from my playroom. You got any ideas???