Operation Eat Christmas Tree: Phase One

So here is the deal. For some reason my playroom has now become a holiday room. I mean don't get me wrong, I love Christmas. Actually, this is my second Christmas (my first one I was 6 days old, couldn't see a thing) I think my owners could at least ASK me if I want this big green tree in MY room. 

Anyways I held my first protest today. This morning when my owner wasn't looking I chewed on one of the light bulbs and the bottom string of lights burned out. YES!!! So trust me I have been trying to figure out how to get this eyesore from my playroom. You got any ideas???