Tuesday, September 11, 2012

I know I'm a dog. But I love de la... Just letting you know.

Can you hear me now?

So. I can't talk. You do know this right?

I mean I can talk in dog. But to you, all that sounds like is, "Woof, woof." Or if I'm really lucky it sounds like,  "Bark, bark." I'm not trying to be annoying, I swear. It's just I have so much to say, but nobody can understand me.

I mean do you know that EVERYDAY there is some guy who comes to the door? Every single day (well, except Sunday) He takes random sizes of paper and stuffs it into a metal box right outside the door? Who does he think he is? He just walks right up to my... Er, I mean, our house and puts random crap in OUR metal box. What a weirdo?

And did you know that on Tuesday and Friday these guys drive up in a big green scary monster of a thing and take our perfectly good trash??? What the heck? They just drive up and pretend no one is looking and take the trash bins and SHOOP! They steal our garbage, every time. I try to tell my owners, but they keep doing it every week.

I could go on about this forever, but I'll just tell you one last thing. There are three sorry excuses for neighbors right outside the window. These three jerks run up and down trees all day long and then bury stuff. Seriously? What are you storing stuff for? Winter? I try to yell at them all day long, that if I ever get a chance to come outside they are gonna get it. Put stuff in MY yard... I mean, OUR yard? How dare they?!?!

See, many times Im TRYING to do our household a favor, but then I just end up getting yelled at. Or even worse, I get a rolled up magazine shaken at me. I don't know what that gesture even means, but it gets me scared every time. Anyways, I better go, it's the day those guys try to steal our trash again. Bark at you later...

Monday, September 10, 2012

That's not my name.

They call me "wiener dog". They call me "doxy". They call me "pup".  They call me "lowboy".
That's not my name.
That's not my name.
That's not my name.

It's Pancho Villa son.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Rainy daze

I hate when it rains. You may like it, but that's because you are not 6 inches off the ground. I get both the rain and the backsplash when I try to go to the backyard :( :( No fun...

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Puppy Haiku (The Groomer)

Soapy bath, cut nails
Not as fun as one might think
Oh wait here's my treat!

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

My Big Screen Debut.

So I finally made it on the big screen. Okay so it wasnt MY video, it was for my owner's video blog for his company, but I made it on to this outtake. Hope it makes you bark out loud (bol)! See you soon!

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

A new year, a new dog!

Well, it sure has been a while since I have got my blog on 'eh? So I apologize, I have just been so busy being a dog and doing my thing, but I know there are my faithful readers out there. So I will make sure to keep you up to date with all the dachshund shenanigans as they happen.

In the mean time I hope you are having a good new year so far. Please make sure to stay by the fire and keep warm cuz its so cooooolllddd outside today!!!