You know you want to pet me.

Well since my master has his day off, I will actually get a chance to entertain today. I have a few routines I have been working on. He really likes them and if the performance is well-received I get various gluten-free products to nibble on.

I have been working on this one routine where I run circles around the couch. Then I pause and give my "silly puppy" look and then I do a few more loops. Note to reader: do not do during football games. I have tried this and I lost a pound trying to get him to notice me. Really??? Why watch football when you can watch me??

Anyways I know you want to hear more, because I am so awesome, but I must go practice my moves. ttyl... wait... bayl (bark at you later) I am sooooo funny... and cute! 

Welcome to me, world!!

my name is Pancho Villa Tumlinson. I am a puppy. I wanted to start my own blog because I think I can do a better job then my master. Have you seen his blog??? It is wack.

 Anyways, this blog will be about my busy days. I have lots of things to do, like protect the house, eat, poop, play, and poop some more. So anyways I just wanted to welcome you to me world, because I am the most important dog ever. Yes...ever, better than lassie or Old yeller or the big red dog.