You know you want to pet me.

Well since my master has his day off, I will actually get a chance to entertain today. I have a few routines I have been working on. He really likes them and if the performance is well-received I get various gluten-free products to nibble on.

I have been working on this one routine where I run circles around the couch. Then I pause and give my "silly puppy" look and then I do a few more loops. Note to reader: do not do during football games. I have tried this and I lost a pound trying to get him to notice me. Really??? Why watch football when you can watch me??

Anyways I know you want to hear more, because I am so awesome, but I must go practice my moves. ttyl... wait... bayl (bark at you later) I am sooooo funny... and cute!