barking for two

I can really bark. I don't mean to brag, but I am getting pretty good at it. I have a book that talks about using your diaphragm and making sure to arch your back to get a good deep breath before. I think I even scare myself sometimes!!!

I like to sit on my master's lap and wait until he is just about to fall asleep...BARK!!! What a good one. hee hee hee. I do get bored sometimes when I'm home alone, so many times I just bark for no reason. Trust me I have seen you humans talk to yourselves on many occasions. Just because I'm a dog don't assume I don't hear you. Remember we have laser-ears. Well not actually laser-ears because I would be burning the house down. 

So today I guess I will practice my barking again. I never get tired of hearing my own voice!!!