i am just too faaaast!

Sometimes when i am getting ready for bed I like to pretend I'm all sleepy, and then right when my master comes to put me in my crate I burst with puppy like agility and run out of the room. zooooom!

Why can't they catch me?

A.)I am faster than a speeding bullet. 

B.)I am agile like Tom Jones in his hey-day 

C.) My great-grandmother won the Wiener-Nationals-Rally Race in 1979

D.) I weave in and out of kitchen table legs like Mario Andrussi* (tribute to Roy Mercer)

E.) Because I said so.

Oh wait!!! I just got caught. 

Dangit... Time for bed :(